How to reach us, and what to say

Ember has no phone number, and that is deliberate rather than an oversight. Numbers get passed around, and the women value a quiet room more than a ringing one. So the ways in are three: WhatsApp, Viber, or the booking form on this site. All of them land with the same person, the one who keeps the diary, and the reply comes back the same way you wrote. Messages are answered every day between 11:00 and 23:00; anything sent overnight gets picked up when the diary opens.

A useful first message answers five things. Who you would like, or the kind of session if you have no name yet. The date, with a time window rather than a single minute. The length, sixty, ninety or one hundred and twenty. Room or outcall, and if outcall, the hotel's general area. And anything that matters to the massage itself: an injury, a strong preference, a first visit. With those in one message, the reply can hold times and the full price straight away.

Without those details the chat turns into ten short questions, which wastes your evening more than ours. One full message gets one full answer: which women are free in your window, what the hour costs with each, and whether outcall to your area carries a travel figure. Confirm, and the next message holds the address of the room in central London, or her arrival time if she is coming to you. The address is not sent before that point, to anyone, for any reason.

If this is your first adult massage in London, say so in the message. Nothing changes in how you are treated, but the reply will spell out more: what happens at the door, the shower, how the session opens. Two things are worth knowing before you write. Sessions have no penetrative element, and the touching goes one direction, from her to you. If either is not what you are after, this is the wrong booking, and it is better to know that from the sofa than the table.

The chat stays plain at both ends. No explicit talk is needed to book, and the reply reads like any other appointment message, so a glance at your screen gives nothing away. We do not ask for your surname, we do not ring you, and your number is used for this booking and then left alone. Photographs are neither requested nor sent. If a chat goes quiet for a day, the held time is released without fuss, and you can pick it up again whenever suits you.